Miscellaneous Nonsense
My hair has acquired more color! And poof.

My hair has acquired more color! And poof.

penanggalan:

forgottenboneyard:

10” Audrii serrasalmus - $250 Available now at Forgottenboneyard.Etsy.com Originally intended as a custom order.

okay wow

penanggalan:

forgottenboneyard:

10” Audrii serrasalmus - $250 Available now at Forgottenboneyard.Etsy.com Originally intended as a custom order.

okay wow

I accidentally put the OJ cap on the sippersaurus, but then I saw an opportunity.

I accidentally put the OJ cap on the sippersaurus, but then I saw an opportunity.

penanggalan:

purplekecleon:

So i heard tattoos were the hip thing to do in vegas

I don’t think I could resist covering a sphinx in temporary tattoos all the time (Adding that to the Reasons Why I Shouldn’t Have My Dream Cat list).

penanggalan:

purplekecleon:

So i heard tattoos were the hip thing to do in vegas

I don’t think I could resist covering a sphinx in temporary tattoos all the time (Adding that to the Reasons Why I Shouldn’t Have My Dream Cat list).

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.


Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.

Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

#Even if it turns out to be made up#This is still A+

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

chloroformandrainstorms:

robinade:

thehappyfangirl:

He drew his bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss!
And a band of demons joined him and it sounded something like this…

/SHRIEKING

I’m not sure if that’s a reaction or a continuation of the song

chloroformandrainstorms:

robinade:

thehappyfangirl:

He drew his bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss!

And a band of demons joined him and it sounded something like this…

/SHRIEKING

I’m not sure if that’s a reaction or a continuation of the song